December 2009
If I were a month, I’d be October. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday. If I were a time of day, I’d be Dusk. If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn. If I were a sea animal, I’d be an Seal. If I were a direction, I’d be West. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bookcase. If I were a liquid, I’d be Koolaid. If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Tiger’s Eye. If I were a tree, I’d be a...
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Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13!
Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude.
Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place!
Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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fuckyeahhlove:
My boyfriend sent this to me this morning and I am brimming with happiness.
I really am luckier than anyone I’ve ever met You are the most incredibly beautiful and loving person ever and for some odd reason you tolerate me. And that is so much more than I deserve. I would literally walk for years on end just to see you.(with a few breaks I mean) I look back on our past and I see...
Everyday, we be burnin’ not concerning what nobody wanna say we be earnin’ dollars turning cause we mind them pon we pay some got gold and oil and diamonds, all we got is Mary J legalize it, time to recognize it again, we be burnin’ not concerning what nobody wanna say we be earnin’ dollars turning cause we mind them pon we pay some got gold and oil and diamonds, all we got...
K-os - I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman Random song...
I Love My Mother
Me: Did you see when I walked out of the store the, like, 5 snowflakes that got in my eyes?! I couldn't see!
Mother: I know, I told them to do that. I said "ATTACK BY FIVE!"
What's Said About Me When I'm Not Around But Later...
Mother: Sarah would really love this Beatles book don't you think?
Sister turns around and says: No she would love that!
(point's to a poster of Taylor Lautner.)
Mother: No she wouldn't, He has his shirt on.
HAHA! made me lol so loud
